Crusader Kings 3 devs Paradox are working with a mystery modder on spreadsheeting up the inbred monarch grind

Do 50 pull-ups on a halberd wedged in the door frame. Do 50 push-ups on the cold stone floor. A servant hands me my protein mead and a wine frappamachiato. It's 5AM in Crusader Kings 3 and I'm on my medieval monarch grindset.