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Reigns: The Witcher Review - A Ballad By Dandelion

"Toss A Coin To Your Witcher" might be Dandelion's greatest ballad, but have you heard about the one where Geralt and a bunch of monsters partied 'til he died? Or how about that time Geralt got cut in half by a portal? Getting Inspired The Witcher, be it in the original novels, video games, or TV adaptation, has a fair few silly moments, but the mood still typically errs on the side of "dark and gritty." The world of The Witcher is unforgiving and cruel, and even when you have moments of levity with Geralt's quips to Dandelion or hijinks with Lambert and Eskel, nothing is quite like Reigns: The Witcher. Review Summary Pros - Addicting, Tinder-style Swiping Gameplay - Funny Situations Witcher Fans Will Enjoy, While Treating Source Material With Respect - Dozens of Objectives, Familiar Characters, and Iconic Monsters Cons - RNG Can Make or Break You - Some Choices/Solutions to Objectives Seem Obtuse